Mahabharath

In some remote village of india, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to a class. he is at the ‘Krishnajanma’ part of it. So let him continue instead of me….

Masterji : Toh bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is goin to kill him. He was furious. he ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning. Second one is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born… …

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot puts up his hand.

Masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata and how come u have one?

Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was goin to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell…?