World Reactions

Event:
An insect falls into a mug of beer…

Reactions:

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ……INTELLIGENT!!…
Pakistani: -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
  -Relates the issue to Kashmir
  -Asks the Chinese for Military aid
  -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer